CNN Still Hasn’t Fired Jeffrey Toobin 6-Months Later

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It has been 6 months since Jeff Toobin’s Zoom masturbation incident. He was promptly fired from the ‘New Yorker’ but CNN has yet to fire him.

According to The Washington Free Beacon:

You’ve gotta hand it to Jeffrey Toobin. The CNN legal analyst was promptly fired by the New Yorker after masturbating on a Zoom call in October 2020 and traumatizing his colleagues for the rest of their lives. Toobin, however, managed to persuade CNN not to fire him over his public display of self-affection. The left-wing news network merely granted his request for “some time off while he deals with a personal issue.”


That was more than six months ago, which is a long time to be dealing with a personal issue, even one you’ve simply made up after getting caught masturbating on a Zoom call, or “tweaking the lede,” as they say in the news business. Reports suggest Toobin will “probably” return to CNN at some point, but the network’s top legal analyst was conspicuously absent during the coverage of Derek Chauvin’s murder trial.

New York Times profile published in January confirmed that Toobin was still employed as CNN’s chief legal analyst and hinted at a possible return. CNN president Jeff Zucker is reportedly a big fan of Toobin but is leaving the network at the end of the year.

In the meantime, Toobin continues to lurk on Twitter, posting occasionally to mourn the death of someone he knew. Several weeks after the masturbation scandal, he claimed that his account had been “hacked,” which is what the disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner (D., N.Y.) claimed after accidentally tweeting a photo of his crotch. Thankfully, no such photos of Toobin have surfaced.

Toobin has surfaced to say he will return and it appears that could be on CNN.

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1 hour ago

The reason that CNN has NOT fired Jeffrey Toobin is because pretty much everyone at CNN is a jerk-off. He just took it to another level… (and, yes, I know you will probably block this post for resorting to a vernacular description of Mr. Toobin’s act, but, seriously, does it really alter the reality by calling it “self-affection”).

Thomas Moseley
Thomas Moseley
1 hour ago
Reply to  oldedude

Thats the truth, oldedude.

1 hour ago

CNN is simply “no damn good”. The whole network should be burned to the ground, and would be in a moral, rational society.

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